And now for my favorite time of the week, when we highlight the weirdest jeans offering we can find. This week, it’s the jeado, a men’s denim brief for, apparently, swimming. You can preorder a pair for $40 at online retailer Shinesty for delivery in September, which may be too late for your summer vacation. But perhaps in the meantime you will rethink your choice.
They are actually made of swimsuit material, but printed with a denim pattern. I just admit they had me fooled!
Shinesty describes them thusly:
They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We’d be inclined to agree. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world…or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you’re really risky you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it.
*These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.
I’d like to hire that copyrighter. And if you buy and wear theses please send photos.