“You could anchor a small boat with these, I think, unless a large octopus or squid came by and tried to mate with it, which is also possible,” is my favorite line from Safiya Nygaard’s video in which she tried out the 9-foot long Bronze56k Extendo jeans.
They cost $500 and are https://shop.bronze56k.com/product/extendo-pants because obviously such a necessity garners a demand with which production cannot keep up.
Nygaard wore the jeans for a day and lived to tell about it, hilariously. Check out the full video below. You MUST watch until the end.