Martha Stewart is selling a line of clothing on QVC that includes a pair of jeans that, naturally, have a string of pearls climbing up the outer seam.
For the trendier customer, Martha will also sell a patchwork pair of jeans that are due to launch any minute at QVC.
Side note: don’t miss her potluck dinner party show with Snoop Dogg. Yep, that’s for real. Watch the (slightly disturbing) evidence below: