We interrupt your regularly scheduled fashion month for a denim news brief: a vintage shopper hunting for denim treasures in Miami earlier this week found a python nestled between piles of jeans, the Miami Herald reports. Was it an awesome pair of python booties? No! It was a python, as in a snake. The 40-pound creature was not a pet, and it was turned over to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission without incident. Authorities say it was likely looking for a dark, warm place to digest a large meal. I feel you, Mr. Python.